April 26, 2024

Flatulence is NOT a Laughing Matter

Remember “Pull my finger” from primary school. You had enough control over your gas that you could blow wind on command and if you timed it just right you and the finger puller would fall to the ground laughing when a loud fart blasted in response to pulling the trigger.

It seemed like kids had so much gas. Farting all day long. Fake farting by blowing into your elbow or bellowing your armpit and the air suction would make a big “Wiffffff!”

Oh what fun!

Discovering gas and it becoming part of everyday life. If I had been sent to the principle every time I farted and laughed, I would have spent more time there than in class.

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